September 22, 2011
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Fucking Runners
And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
It seems like nowadays, literally everyone & their moms are running. It’s like I blinked, and all of a sudden running is the new “in” thing. A lot of my friends and family are suddenly runners, and are competing in marathons, triathlons, relay races, etc, and they’re all urging me to start running too.
I’m not against running or anything. I eventually want to get to the point where I can run a (single) mile and not be completely winded (way ambitious, I know, I know). It’s just that it feels like society as a whole, not just my friends & family, is ramming the idea of running down my throat. I just want to say, “FUCK!! I get it. Running is good for you. And everyone’s doing it. I fucking get it already!!”. In what context would the following statement be suitable: “Attention, all you runners & shit.....go fuck yourselves. That is all.”
