I really need to stop taking after-work naps. Especially when I have something cooking in the oven. I had a timer all set, it was only 15 minutes, but I completely slept through it. BY AN HOUR. I woke up kind of confused, but then had the "oh SHIT!!" moment of realization. I immediately sprung up out of bed hella fast and ran to kitchen to turn off the toaster oven and pull out the pizza. It was burnt to a crisp, it looked like a regular pizza but spray painted completely black, and it was hard as a bagel left out for a day or two (those things get rock hard after maybe a week, which I think is kind of cool...). And it tasted horrible, like a completely burnt anything would taste like. But the sad part is, this isn't the first time that this has happened. I hope it doesn't take an apartment full of smoke or a kitchen on fire for me to finally learn my lesson. Stupid, comfortable bed with the the soft pillows and the ceiling fan on low to cool of the room a bit....it's all your fault....it's like I can't not take a nap.