October 27, 2011

  • 5 Rules

    Got this in an email at work. It made me laugh out loud. It was simply titled, 5 Rules:

    1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you......when they're in trouble again.

    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.