just a profanity-laced letter to the two girls that I wish I could punch in the face:
If I have to turn up my headphones to the point where my ears start to hurt, and I can still hear you two talking, then maybe, just maybe........YOU’RE TALKING TOO FUCKING LOUD!!
Honestly, you two are literally right next to each other, maybe two feet away. The three elliptical machines in use and the four ceiling fans hardly make any noise. Besides me, there’s no else there, and I’m sure as hell not making any noise at all. The gym isn’t that big, and it doesn’t have high ceilings, so voices carry and can be clearly heard without much effort. So WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING LOUD?!?! I swear, one or both of you are deaf. That, or you two are just being fucking assholes on purpose.
Really, I don’t need to hear how your day went or what you’re having for dinner later or any other of your mundane bullshit. I don't give a flying rat’s ass. I just wanna work out in peace, listening to my workout playlist or podcast or watch a video WITHOUT having to forcibly hear about your stupid ass life.
Sincerely,
-the guy who’s gonna find a girl to punch you two in the face
They make me sooooo angry (urge to kill rising......). They don’t have a consistent workout schedule, so I can’t knowingly avoid them. I try to go at different times and just hope that they’re not there. Every time I go and see that they’re there already, I just wanna turn around and come back later, but I never do. Going to the gym shouldn’t be a test of my patience & tolerance.
