Mikey & I were at Applebees, sitting in a booth in the dining area cause the bar area was hella full. To my right, there was a guy sitting alone at a table. He seemed to be chillin, minding his own business & eating his dinner, when this one girl approaches him, says something to him that we couldn’t hear, shows him some papers she was holding, then walks away. As she’s walking away, he says aloud, “You can’t accuse me of stalking you, I didn’t even know you were here!!” or something to that effect. Then he pulls out his cell phone and calls someone up and tells them what just happened. He was clearly upset/mad and was talking hella loud, as all the surrounding tables could hear him, so we couldn’t help but eavesdrop. Apparently those papers she showed him was a restraining order, and he accused him and/or his friends of luring her to Applebees or something like that. The guy seemed to genuinely not know that she was going to be there, but I guess that’s besides the point.

When the whole thing started, Mike & I looked at each with the “wtf, are you serious?!?!” looks. The people in the table in front of me (in my line of view) seemed to have the same look too. And we couldn’t talk about it out loud cause the guy would’ve heard us, so we had like an awkward moment of silence while the guy was basically putting his life on blast.

I’d sorta expect this kinda thing in Merced. But I wasn’t surprised. Only in Vallejo.......or as Mikey would say, FWP.......